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How to Mind Your Business in 2024 in Nigeria (And Keep Wahala Far!)

In Naija, minding your business is an underrated skill! In 2024, if you want to live long, stress-free, and keep wahala far away, follow these expert steps. Plus, a sprinkle of Pidgin to keep it real. 🚶🏽‍♂️

1. Resist “Amebo” Urges

If you see two people talking quietly or hear “Did you hear…?” run away! Not every gist requires your attention. Just waka pass and keep your ears safe from their drama. As we say, “Mind wetin concern you!”

2. Delete “Advising” from Your Dictionary

In 2024, nobody needs unsolicited advice. Before you open mouth to give someone your two cents, remember: “No be who get advice dey solve everybody problem.” Some people just want to rant, so nod your head and keep it moving. You don hear?

3. Develop “See No Evil, Hear No Evil” Powers

When you see something questionable, just look away. If person dey argue or quarrel near you, face front. Not every fight needs your comment! Remember, “Silence no go cost you anything.” This is how you stay stress-free.

4. Respect the “Unbothered” Look

Practice your best “unbothered” look for when someone brings you unnecessary gist. Just smile and say, “I no know oh!” This one sentence can save you from hours of gossip. No need to pretend you know everything, abi?

5. Be Selective with Your Friend List

Not every “friend” is necessary. Choose your inner circle wisely. 2024 is not the year for fake friends or “besties” who bring wahala. Avoid the “gossip crew” and stick to people who actually mind their own business.

6. Stop Being the “Middle Man”

If someone says “Can you tell so-and-so for me…?” kindly tell them “No wahala, you fit reach am yourself.” Nobody needs to use you as their communication line. Save yourself from unnecessary involvement. Just waka jeje!

7. Master the Art of Saying “E Go Be”

This phrase is your lifeline. When someone starts telling you their saga or wahala, just respond with “E go be.” It’s polite, safe, and shows you care without getting dragged into the mess. Na serious lifesaver for minding your business.

8. Don’t Try to Be Everyone’s “Helper”

Some people will ask you for help even when they know you can’t solve their problem. Politely say, “I wish I fit help, but I dey manage myself.” In 2024, focus on your own hustle first. After all, “Who no fit help himself, no go help another.”

9. Invest in Good Earphones

This one is a big tip! Good earphones can save you from endless gist you no ask for. Put them on, enjoy your music or podcast, and avoid eye contact with anyone trying to bring unnecessary gist your way. It’s the ultimate “mind your business” hack!

10. Stop Checking People’s Status Every Minute

WhatsApp and Instagram statuses are wahala traps! Instead of checking who did what, focus on your own goals. Reduce how often you go through people’s updates and save your energy for your own hustle. Remember, “Time na money.”

11. Know When to Say “I No Fit Shout”

If something is starting to stress you, just say “I no fit shout” and let it go. This phrase is magic for telling people you’re not about to dive into their drama. It’s the best way to mind your business and still keep your peace.

By following these steps, you’ll be well on your way to minding your business in 2024, staying out of wahala, and focusing on your own hustle. Because, in this life, na only you fit mind your business well!